FNAF Crack Fic #4

"You know how Freddy goes to the right side of you? And when you run out of power, he's on the left? How does he get over there so quickly? Does he...does he just walk through the office or something?"

    Mike pulled up the camera and saw Freddy at Cam 4B. He stared at the camera with his black eyes. Mike pursed his lips and put down the camera, looking at his power. 2%

    He groaned and just leaned back in his chair. He opened the right door, just waiting until the power went out. It was 3 am, he wasn't going to make it. 

    The power went out. Mike held his breath and closed his eyes, waiting to be killed. 

    Freddy grimaced, it was time already? Oh well, but how was he going to get there quickly? The only way to get there without going all the way around was...through the office.

    Chica, who was behind him, gave him a thumbs up, and he got ready. He'd run through the office and get himself situated before the jumpscare. 

    He scrambled through the office, looking at Mike. Mike still had his eyes closed, and heard the thumping footsteps of Freddy, but thought he was hallucinating with how close they were.

    Freddy was never the most nimble and graceful animatronic. That title belonged to Foxy. But he tried his best to run through the office, but misstepped and fell to his left. 

"Fuck," he whispered and fell onto something soft.

    Mike felt something heavy fall onto him. He opened his eyes to see some blackened figure on top of him. He tried to push it off but to no avail.

"Shit, get off of me," he ordered it. It moved, and looked him in the face. It was Freddy?! He froze, and stared eye to eye with the animatronic.

"Uhhhh," Freddy started. "Surprise?" He asked more than said. Mike narrowed his eyes.

"What was this all about?" Mike asked. Freddy shrugged, saying a long "I don't knooooow,". "You did this on accident, didn't you?" He asked. Freddy hung his head.

"Yeah," Mike, with all his might, rolled Freddy off of him, and, sitting up and getting his chair situated, he looked at the animatronic with bored eyes.

"You gonna get ready to jumpscare me?" He asked. Freddy shrugged.

"Probably not at this point," he said. "I'll just be leaving now," he hauled himself to his feet, and, saying "Fair Winds," turned to leave. 

    Mike watched him leave and sighed. He got through another night. And hey, he could be the only one to ever say that an animatronic laid on top of him.

ALTERNATE ENDING 

"Probably not at this point," he said. "I'll just be leaving now," he hauled himself to his feet, and, saying "Fair Winds," turned to leave. 

    Mike grabbed Freddy's arm, and pulled him back slightly. Freddy turned and looked down at Mike. 

    Mike blushed red, and, looking down at the floor, then back at Freddy, kissed his cheek. 

"Uhhhh, thanks for not fucking killing me," he thanked the animatronic. Freddy let out a puff of air out of his endoskeleton, and nodded.

"Be ready for tomorrow," he told him and left.

Mike watched him leave and sighed. He got through another night. And hey, he could be the only one to ever say that an animatronic laid on top of him.